Releasing pent-up murderous energy by whacking golf balls has been scientifically proven to be psychologically healthy, excellent exercise, and good clean fun. Imagine the head of your chosen victim on the tee, and swing. Golf Ballsy brings this dream one step closer by offering clients a unique Print Your Own Golf Balls (PYOGB) service. Who’s no.1 on your whack-list? A cheating ex-lover? A swine of a boss? The guy on the card shoe who dealt you that crummy pair and then gathered away all your chips?
Just send in a headshot to Golf Ballsy and we’ll print up the balls for you! Or chose from our pre-printed range of most-whackable political leaders, obnoxious sports stars, historical motherfuckers etc.. Order individually, in 3 packs, 12 packs, or a bumper driving range bucket of 50.
Robert Mugabe golf ball
croupier golf ball
