Conversations between jumbled farmers and various Cockney types

Conversation between an artichoke farmer and a Cockney serial killer:
— Artichoke?
— Nah! I find it ’ard t’ let the liyul blighers breave.

Conversation between a Japanese soy bean farmer and a jilted Cockney bruiser:
— Edamame?
— I wiwl. And I’ll ’ead ’er fakkin Daddy too. And ’er, the silly cow.

Conversation between an aloe vera farmer and a Cockney scrubber.
– Aloe vera?
— ’allo Duckie, I’d love a vera. Ta very much. Fancy a shag?*

* Cockney rhyming slang: vera = Vera Lynn = gin
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