Category Archives: Humour

What’s the difference between a bagel and a Robbe-Grillet novel? Once you’ve finished a bagel, the hole in the middle’s gone! What’s the difference between a hot dog and a Burroughs novel? If you cut up a hot dog, it … Continue reading →

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out, and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his … Continue reading →

1. Q: What did the up quark say to the down quark after the charm quark dumped her? A: Awh honey, you just gotta muon! 2. Q: What did the strange quark say to the W boson? A: Fishfish wibble … Continue reading →

“Could I possibly trouble you for another cigarette?” “Sure. You need all the elements?” “Um … am I in my element? In my — hm, let me see …” “Nono, do you need all the elements? Filters and papers and … Continue reading →

A festive video for your holiday delight why not? written and directed by Hannah Marie Marcus performed by The Holiday Recording Party House Band (Hannah Marie Marcus, voice, keys; Meg Reichardt, guitar; Kurt Hoffman, clarinet; Paul Watson, trumpet; Ray Parker, … Continue reading →

This is a news story, but of the kind the world lets fall every now and then, that read like parables of indeterminable meaning. Here’s the story. A bird — a parakeet — is found perching on the shoulder of … Continue reading →

Conversation between an artichoke farmer and a Cockney serial killer: — Artichoke? — Nah! I find it ’ard t’ let the liyul blighers breave. Conversation between a Japanese soy bean farmer and a jilted Cockney bruiser: — Edamame? — I … Continue reading →