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A Chinese kangaroo goes into a bar …
So a Chinese kangaroo goes into a bar and orders a Jacques Lacan. The bartender looks at him, narrows his eyes, and says, “I’m gonna need to see some I.D. buddy.” The Chinese kangaroo says, “No ploblem!”, digs around in … Continue reading
PROMULGATION OF NEW EMOTICON: (o)
I have invented and am now promulgating a new emoticon — a lower case “o” in parentheses: (o) The emoticon essentially means “I’m using my smartphone on the can”, and is a ideograph for a toilet seat (see image). Here … Continue reading
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In Remembrance of Simon Green’s Teeth
Quietly turning over a pack of tobacco at my desk, I found myself melting nostalgically as I stared at this image (printed as a health warning). It is I believe the first medical photo I have seen that even begins … Continue reading
UNDER THE GAVEL OF JUSTICE
I recently read about a fascinating court case in Kenya relating to a hyena killed by a local family. The deceased beast was awarded legal representation, and indeed his lawyer spoke forcefully and eloquently, winning a ruling that the guilty … Continue reading
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Running Eye Business Ideas #02: Heartbeatbilling
Everyone knows time is essentially arbitrary. An hour is a useful way of describing the motion of the earth as it spins its path through spacetime, but it is very ineffective when it comes to measuring the human experience of … Continue reading
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As Big As The Sky
A sneak-peek preview of an excerpt from new opera As Big As The Sky plays to the sneaky-peekers of Zwolle. Composition Arnoud Noordegraaf; libretto Adrian Hornsby. Excerpt Preview 3-4 March 2011, 20.30 Odeon Theatre, Zwolle, Netherlands full production scheduled for … Continue reading
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Amphibian Ball
Amphibian ball is a brand new sport combining the best of football, water polo and Peruvian mud wrestling. Run like a cheetah — swim like a sea snake — clamber like a frog — in a thrilling hurricane of passion … Continue reading
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Chairman Mao a Beckett Reader?
This is one of the quotations from The Quotations From Chairman Mao Tse Tung, better known as The Little Red Book: “Make trouble, fail, make trouble again, fail again … til their doom; that is the logic.” The grim, inescapable, … Continue reading
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On First Looking into Walker’s I Ching
Accept the rising of the sun. Accept the sinking of the sun. Accept the rising of the moon. Accept the sinking of the moon. A.H. 01/2011 cp. Keats on Chapman’s Homer
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Christmas Cake Sky Burial
Ok. 2011. Let’s get the heck on with it.
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